Meeting minutes... to be avoided at all costs? ;)

A bit of fun with words.... completely made up:

Group meeting minutes:


“To facilitate the accruement of low hanging fruit it is necessary to momentarily shelve the big ticket items in strategic response to the overarching organisational objectives that have been realised by the leadership team during a number of off-site sessions that allowed all participants to erudiate each other in their own fields of speciality. What was eventually agreed was that whilst there were clear understandings across all functions, there was a clear need to illuminate the outstanding issues that had been brought to life via concise and constructive dialogue which thus allowed the creation of a number of programmes that were to be executed by the line managers that were not present. The leadership team agreed that a clarity of organisational vision, mission and departmental objectives was necessary to realise the organisational objectives allowing the big tickets to be stamped and the low hanging fruit to be picked. Identification of foundational building blocks, functional and organisational enablers along with the business as usual systems and processes was essential to the ongoing organisational success clarified via the key performance indicators previously agreed to by former members of the executive.”
The group agreed meet again at some stage in the near to mid-future to continue its discussions...

NOTE: these notes are simply a figment of my slightly warped imagination...